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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Hospitals!

Ok, so I am a heart monitor technician and if you don't know what that is let me fill you in. I sit in a little room the size of a large closet in front of four computers stacked up in a square. I watch a total of forty-five heart patients on my screens and constantly listen for the right beee boops. If the right one goes off I fly into action like super woman, I call nurses and start printing off cardiac rhythms like there is no tomorrow. It is the story of my life. Today is a special day cause there is a CRAZY patient here! She just randomly comes out of her room and yells "Where is my purse, I will call the police if you don't give me my purse!" It is almost more excitement than I can handle! I just feel so bad because I hope that they shoot me before I go Crazy! Someone please shoot me and send me off to the glue factory, before I get like that! I think I have already lost my mind so if it gets any worse, I would totally feel sorry for anyone who had to take care of me. Anyway, that is my thought of the day! I hope everyone has a great uncrazy day!

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